SAUSAGE IS MEAT CANDY!
Who says you have to choose only one kind of sausage? That's just ridiculous. You should be able to try every flavor! This Sausage of the Month Club delivers two packages of different kinds of sausage to your door once a month. Yes it's true. No need to pinch yourself; you're not dreaming. And you don't have to die in order for you to reach Hog-Heaven. It's right here, in this sausage-tastic club. Beautiful.